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Dick's Web Page

You are wondering why I have a picture of a maroon '89 Dodge Aries on my home page. You are also wondering why I decided to use a yellow/green motif for this web page. You are also wondering why in this paragraph I am writing in the second person.

There is no good answer to these questions. The only answer I can give you is that I am required to fill this page up with three paragraphs of text. I have two done now.

For this third paragraph I will tell a joke. Here it goes:

The Joke:

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"