| History for: *blocked*@leth.com.au Thomas Hobbes. ' --DONE-- |
Wrote some nice philosophical pieces about government and society. While many disagree with his assumptions about man's base nature, and the ideal form of government, he does have a way with words. Thomas Hobbes, you ain't. |
| History for: *blocked*@taima.on.ca Seven thousand four hundred and seventy six years ago, the first peach ever seen by human beings was hanging down from a tree in the lands of The Great Ortua. The Great Ortua had no no known body and no known face, his power, his lands and his hate was known by all beings of the area, an area which extended itself for over thousands of today's miles. Once a hunter killed a deer on The Great Ortua's lands. He has seen what no man has ever seen. While building up a light fire to cook part of his meat, he found himself sitting under the peach which started to glow with a red halo. As the moon stopped shining and the fire suddenly stopped burning, the peach became the only source of light, an strong red source of burning light. The man, horrified by the sight thought it was the end of all he ever knew as the ancients predicted. The empty silence was frightning, the poor man, for the first time, was hearing the fast rithm of his beating heart, he then noticed men, at least he thought they were men, standing in circle, all around the man... and the peach. These "men" chanted with strangely synchronised voices "We are The Great Ortua, Ortua is neither a man, neither a being, it is a project which never started and that will never end. It is a number of operations organised in the mind of fast thinking beings and it evolves all the time. Ortua needs to reach a higher state of thinking, as it does every thousand years. With you, it will reach this level." Then the peach started to glow even brighter, it started to create a field of distortion where the matter within a hundred yards of reach collapsed into pure energy. The Great Ortua died and gave birth to an even more powerfull project, The Heresiark was born. Where the creature with now a face and a body was born, an enourmous tree with an infinite number of peaches grew and started to spread the the new type of fruit in the area. The peach is used to drain pure energy from the creature eating it and provide this energy to The Heresiark. No one knows what it is nowadays, no one knows what it does but eversince this happened, it is known as The Heresiark. Fear it. Done --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@taima.on.ca's bad site/e-mail domain: This is my work email address. The mail server is mail.taima.net, my e-mail is *blocked*@taima.on.ca --DONE-- |
What kind of super-potent laced Canadian pot is this person smoking? What psychopathic crackpot wrote this? |
| History for: lostboy_inxs@*blocked*.com A nomad,a wanderer. Someone with no past and maybe no future. Not knowing where i'm from all clues lead to Carthage...Can I find a life here? use --DONE-- Excuse for lostboy_inxs@*blocked*.com's bad site/e-mail domain: i use a cable modem and this is my first time playing the game --DONE-- |
No, you cannot find a life here. Sorry. |
| History for: PONCHOHOOD@*blocked*.com Im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. I dont take no for ananswer Im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. I dont take no for an answer. --DONE-- |
Sorry, you're getting no for an answer this time. Bonus points for the They Live reference though. |
| History for: *blocked*@aol.com Old school samurai searching for his forgotten past. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@aol.com's bad site/e-mail domain: This is a work comp, the email address is my home account. --DONE-- |
Unless you write a history, you'll never have a past to find. |
| History for: *blocked*@worldpath.net Larris was found at a young age in the wreakage of a building Due to severe trama, he has grown with no knoledge of his past --DONE-- |
Vat grown orphans with amnesia outnumber other citizens in New Carthage it seems. |
| History for: *blocked*@thebluenight.f2s.com i come from the dark, and like a black flower i disappear in darkness --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@thebluenight.f2s.com's bad site/e-mail domain: i never use that e-mail address, the addres i wrote is the only e-mail addres i use. --DONE-- |
I love black roses. Now vanish again, goth one. |
| History for: *blocked*@none.com Born by two of the darkest underground people, few have been given the knowledge of this kid's past. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@none.com's bad site/e-mail domain: I do not have a e-mail account. --DONE-- |
Yes, but I need knowledge of this kid's past if this character is going
to be on the MOO. If you don't have an email account, how are you going to get a password? Want to send me a SASE? |
| History for: *blocked*@speakeasy.net If you know hwho I am, then you are in trouble. I caome from a place that has made me sure to close all coonection,s, a virtual writh among the light. Mass destruction is a lagrge goal. --DONE-- |
Close all connections? I don't know who you are, and haven't given you a character. I don't want any trouble. |
| History for: *blocked*@mweb.co.za help history help history Sitting round doing nothing... All alone alway...Dont warry about others... Its just me and my compueter .. We alwasy go togethet...
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Just you and your computer. That sounds like you're a potential coffin
crawler already. Do you really need to even log on to do nothing? |
| History for: *blocked*@hotmail.com I am judge, jury, and executioner (JJE). I fear none, and accept none. Brute force and out witting my opponents are my strengths. I carry the philosophy of the ancient Chinese and their martial arts programs: Mind over matter, or is it Matter over Mind. Nevermind, it doesn't matter. See you on judgement day. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@hotmail.com's bad site/e-mail domain: because netzero sucks, as does their email --DONE-- |
I'll give you a password and character name... on judgement day. |
| History for: *blocked*@mail.ru I was born.%$%##@...// --- History unknown --- // EOF.
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My good friend Peter Magyar once told me that Novosibirsk is the hot
spot of central Asia. Give me a real history comrade. |
| History for: *blocked*@hotmail.com I am a lone warrior. I roam the streets bring justice to those who need it and punish those who have done wrong in my eyes. I'll fight anyone who gets in my way and living in New Carthage is perfect for a person like me to fullfill my goals. I am now where and I am everywhere. I am the Street Samurai, Osiris. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@hotmail.com's bad site/e-mail domain: this is my first time being here and I'm not sure what I'm doing --DONE-- |
I would have never guessed that this is your first time. What an excellent faker! |
| History for: *blocked*@wp.pl help history help history |
Lord Niziolek is historyless and therefore not created. |
| History for: hugeeuge101@*blocked*.com a soldier from 2001 --DONE-- Excuse for hugeeuge101@*blocked*.com's bad site/e-mail domain: school --DONE-- |
Nothing has happened to this soldier between 2001 and 2030? |
| History for: *blocked*@ntlworld.com My name is Tai Chen Tse - I wander the world with the Tao as my teacher and my friend My name is Tai Chen Tse - I wander the world with the Tao as my teacher and my friend. I seek enlightenment. '.' --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@ntlworld.com's bad site/e-mail domain: I've no idea . --DONE-- |
I love the Tao too. But that isn't the complete summation of my personality right there. Try again. |
History for: *blocked*@hotmail.com From a crime ridden slum rises a hero who will try to fight for good, or evil, or possibly to the highest bidder, but hwo knows what might become of him. --DONE-- |
Only you know what might become of him. Tell us and you might be able to play. |
| History for: *blocked*@another.com Born May 3490, Lived Toykio. Fighting Style Swords and guns. . end Born May 17 3965 `.' Born 17 May 3487: I came to the town for a fight. I am here to stop the carnage from spreading, I am the saviour `.' `.' |
You were born almost five hundred years after the first time you were
born? I'll send you a password and username when the IC date matches your history, in more than a thousand years. Sound good, savior? |
| History for: *blocked*@hotmail.com i suck at this game i'm new I play some muds but not many bucause I suck I might be able to hack uI have dont have many friends carter is my only friednd I'm a loser Kill me Please No...Im serious Kill me NOW! NOOOWWWWW!!!! RAAHHHHHH!!!! MoO! My favorite word is "Monkey Man" even thought it is two werds Monkey Man! and my other is mooMoO! so....MoO! ' "'."`.' --DONE-- |
Society, this is your future. Content expands to fit available bandwidth. Endless bandwidth means shit like this. Enjoy your future, you've earned it. |
| History for: *blocked*@home.com At age 12 he became a raging alcoholic, and left his home from...well, not much to remeber before 12.... Mom, Dad...and dad, god, how did I get here? I'm not drunk My liver hurts I gotta find an AA meeting or some shit... --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@home.com's bad site/e-mail domain: I am at a friends house, I don't even own a computer. My parents have one I used to play this game years ago and I'm in love with it. but I went to jail please just let me play again! --DONE-- |
I think someone's controller needs to lay off the bottle for a while. |
| History for: *blocked*@home.com I'm not even filling this in, you'll probley just deny me again anyways --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@home.com's bad site/e-mail domain: well, they should match. I dunno. I'm connected through your webpage --DONE-- |
This is the drunkard jailbird from above, applying again. He isn't so dumb after all, I did deny him again anyways. |
| History for: *blocked*@hiwaay.net Alone an abandoned at an early age Weed grew up on the streets. always scrounging for the next meal or looking for a place to stay. Weed grew up on the streets. a tall thin man Weed scrounges to survive. --DONE-- |
You can't be named Weed! The guest is named Weed! |
| History for: *blocked*@hotmail.com A young soldier who's parents were killed in the recent wars. He looks forewad to his futer and destiny k. |
You don't have much to look forward to. Welcome to New Carthage, get in line behind the millions of other orphans we have here. |
| History for: *blocked*@mann78.freeserve.co.uk An young person looking for refuge in a weird world. ' --DONE-- |
No refuge here, move along. |
| History for: *blocked*@quiknet.com Crowlean magick! Enochian magick!
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Viva Faust! Viva Dagon! No, not enough said. |
| History for: *blocked*@purdue.edu Johnny Blaze was transported through time to New Carthage. He is an STD infested gang banger who was brought into the futue to unveil the mysteries and secrets of New Carhage. He is a gun carrying, cocaine snorting, rough neck from the Bronx. His street smarts are keen and his fighting skills are even more keen. Johnny Blaze conqures all. `.' ' --DONE-- |
It's good to see Perdue producing such great contributions to the intellectual
world. Johnny Blaze may conquor all, but I doubt Johnny Blaze will beat AIDS. |
| History for: *blocked*@stud.osir.hihm.no i woke up in the gutter on some strange back alley seem to have amnesia Woke up in a backalley with headache and a bullettwound the doctor said i had suffered a head thrauma as well and that id gotten something he called amnesia' ' --DONE-- |
I've never seen amnesia so bad that it affects you out of character and causes you to re-explain things! |
| History for: *blocked*@ntlworld.com My name is Rei. a hyyperreal construct that has been reconfigured since nodal density paentered the padagram shift in the year 2001. now an erethreral being, and infomation construct bound and lashed to reality by rusiansian nanotek hardware and an aleph modulation untiit. Even though i am infomation and data, i am bounfd to the physical realm byfor i have unfinishedbuissness buissness. I recieved communication from someone calaiming to be "rei@sdf.lonestar.org". after some research i discovered that rei"rei" is also nodally aprehensive. he sought out me at h14me.org and cyberspcae[C[C.org. now i must goto new carthage to discover who rei is and to see if he can help me realign myself with n put my in contact with the one known as "lain". she can erase her dreams, our reality. [C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C [C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C. [C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C |
I missed that padagram shift that you refer to in help world-history. Nice try anime fanboy. |
| History for: *blocked*@barrysworld.com i steal anything. i will sell anything. i want your money and your belongings because you are bad, but if you are genuinely a good person, i will not be bad or steal. --DONE-- |
Thanks Robin Hood. So are you a moral relativist, or do you have some other system for judging people? |
| History for: *blocked*@netscape.net born in 2031 graduated college in 2054 trained in hand to hand combat trained to use all up to date weapons no kids can drive most to all vehicles got masters in college in computer programming likes this game and wishes to play it very soon knows all forms of karate, tai kwan do, and juditsu. benches 300 pounds daily can swim can hack into nearly all databases of this decade can read can tie his own shoes can get dressed and pick out his own clothes --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@netscape.net's bad site/e-mail domain: logged on from your website at connect using your browser --DONE-- |
Your character can tie their own shoes? Wow, good thing! Otherwise we wouldn't be able to let you take the shoe tying skill in character generation! |
History for: *blocked*@netscape.net Fluent in many languages including english, arabic, french, spanish, german, and tagalog. Can pick a numerous amount of different kinds of locks. Can throw my voice across the room. trained in the art of survival in the wilderness and on the street. master thief trained by the best in the world. Can be a reporter but prefers not to. trained to use numerous kinds of guns. can also repair them. can load them with ammo. trained the the area of engineering. completed the black ops and emt training. is a sharp shooter. Also completed the training for being a detective, and military person. born in 3031 graduated college in 3054. trained in the art of quick draw. body guard training also complete. Trained in numerous kinds of martial arts training. Has military training. Learned tae kwon do, kung fu, and dirty infighting, by the age of 16 started at the age of 3. has unlimited cyberdoc skills. Has coroner skills also. Has counselor training. Has zero-g training. Has black ops training. Has EMT training. Has detective training. Has driving skills like gang bikers. Is a combat biker. Also is an expert biker. Also has worked in corporations as a driver and a hit man. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@netscape.net's bad site/e-mail domain: i first logged on to your site and then went to the game option. Then i went to the option named connect. Then i went to the option named connect using your browser. I heard about this game from a friend so i just went to the site. and i figured it out by myself. --DONE-- |
I rejected the above history, sending out the usual suggestion to read
help history and re-apply. This time it seems that they just listed
off advantages from the website. Quite amusing. Try to actually imagine
all of this being one person. Good thing he took Black Ops training twice. |
| History for: *blocked*@aol.com 00c born 2005. In New Carthage forunknown reason. Shady past. ooc say how come when i type in my history nothing happens? ooc --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@aol.com's bad site/e-mail domain: AOL would not allow me to use as a guest so I logges on using my Juno account --DONE-- |
Oh something's happening, believe me. Thanks for the laugh. |
| History for: *blocked*@AOL.COM i AM A BOUNTY HUNTER THAT CAME TO TOWN TO FIND WORK. i WILL TAKE ANY JOB FOR ANY PRICE. --DONE-- --DONE-- |
u WILL TAKE A JOB BUT NOT READ 'HELP HISTORY'? At least you have one less email at that address - the email that would have a username and password in it. |
| History for: *blocked*@student.uib.no born 1974 male fighter military academy 2000 weapons smith. --DONE-- |
Minimalistic. More data needed. Try again bucko. |
| History for: InsaneClownPosse2001@*blocked*.com Well my name is vegeta, and I am a super Saiyen I can onquer you all ever battle I fight makes me stronger so therefore I am invincable '. --DONE-- Excuse for InsaneClownPosse2001@*blocked*.com's bad site/e-mail domain: My dad and I share his account and its his email and I'm not allowed to use it. '. --DONE-- |
Holy crap, you can onquer us all? You're pretty tough. We have a parental warning on the login screen. When you get permission to play, maybe you'll have permission to use his account. |
| History for: *blocked*@yahoo.com morgana is not new to new carthage. she was once a skilled fighter and corporate leader, having taken over her deceased husband's firm, wli alongside her trusted friend, shadowdragon. she was once married to the infamous waydown only to be widowed. later she formed an aliance with waydown's brother, zeek and merged wli with his comapnay to form nwo. later marrying zeek, her life seemed complete, but that was not to be. after several succesful years at the top of the corporate ladder, she was involved in a terrible accident while visiting her extended family on the mutant colonies. it was at this time that her beloved zeek abandoned her, as had most of her memories. after finding old documents her family had kept, she starteed investigating the missing segments of her life and has now come back to new carthage to fill in the details. how long she'll stay this time is the question however. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@yahoo.com's bad site/e-mail domain: i have to log into to juno in order to get to my account. there is no direct number here in hawaii. if you will accept my juno account, the address is *blocked*@juno.com i pay money for this account....i use the yahoo account for most of my personal email though. --DONE-- |
Shadow Dragon's an OOC entity lost to the mists of time. Waydown is an OOC entity lost to the mists of time. While having a great history firmly rooted in the game's theme, why apply with a free email account when we tell you not to? |
| History for: *blocked*@hotmail.com a 30 year old midget who claims to be only 10 short reddish-brown hair and always clean-shaven always wears a cowboy hat raised in a lower-middleclass family never owned a bicycle or a scooter mode of transportaition: skateboard has a PhD in wave mechanics 5 years of military training watched every jean claude van dammme movie ever made...twice name: Billy, son of Zeus orphaned by the war at the age of 10 --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@hotmail.com's bad site/e-mail domain: I have private internet service provider which doesn't support email. --DONE-- |
Doctor Colonel skater sir? We've got your new cowboy hat here sir! What kind of ISP doesn't support email? |
| History for: *blocked*@yahoo.com help history @help history i'm a creature of the night. end |
I'm a creature of the night too. Tell me more. |
| History for: *blocked*@hotmail.com I am Archie. I was created as a robot, but with an advanced AI chip, giving me the ability to think myself. I like dealing with mobsters and hitmen, they are always so organized. I escaped out of a lab in an underground test site. Since they gave me a human appearance, they cannot find me. I am smart, and I am also a Mercenary for Hire, but I'm not cheap. I have traveled here because the company i was "With" isn't situated in new Carthage. I am supposedly "31 Years Old" and I am 274 pounds. I have no eye color, but people think it's green. I am skilled in Stealth. I am not a thief, but I do certain jobs. The barren desert beyond the wall does not intimidate me, although the creatures are unlike anything I have ever seen before. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@hotmail.com's bad site/e-mail domain: I am at my college and in the computer lab. I am the monitor so i stay here til 11 pm. --DONE-- |
You can think yourself? Like the third meditation? Wow, what intellect! So, if your eye doesn't have color, what are they? Opaque? And despite you telling me what time you get out, I don't think I'll be taking you out tonight or any night for that matter. |
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History for: *blocked*@mindspring.com |
Get back to us when you discover more. |
| History for: *blocked*@hotmail.com bla bla bla --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@hotmail.com's bad site/e-mail domain: fuck off! just wanna remember old times --DONE-- |
Just what we need, someone else living in the past. To quote S.E. Hinton, "That was then, this is now." |
| History for: *blocked*@thunderdome.zzn.com ever dreamt of the town and now able to visit it before this lived out in the desert selling anythig he finds to get money or the journey after many years he did it and went there --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@thunderdome.zzn.com's bad site/e-mail domain: This is because i found this site and tried to play without thinking about things like the right site to enter from!! --DONE-- |
I believe you were not thinking of a bit more than just whice site to enter from. Re-read that history you sent in chummer. |
| History for: tassadar_bob@*blocked*.com I am a cop, i kill bad guys --DONE-- Excuse for tassadar_bob@*blocked*.com's bad site/e-mail domain: markev4u@*blocked*.com --DONE-- |
That kind of cop doesn't fit into our theme. Please read help theme again with meaning. |
| History for: *blocked*@netease.com I was hopeless ,then i came here i was hopeless,then i came here. --DONE-- |
You were hopeless? I don't think the past tense is valid in this case. |
| History for: *blocked*@netzero.net Knowing the fallen state of society, my goal is to find a way into the corporate world where things are more civilized. From there I will become a megacorp puppet master.`.' `. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@netzero.net's bad site/e-mail domain: I found your site through a search engine (looksmart). How do I get an e-mail located where you want? I use Net Zero. My e-mail account is located there. --DONE-- |
Your plan needs more work. It's less detailed than the plan of the underpants
gnomes. Step 1: Get into corporate world. Step 2: ? Step 3: Become megacorp puppet master. |
| History for: *blocked*@ukonline.co.uk done this many times and I'm just trying to get on. he can not remenber but the top of his head really hurts'.' ; come on let me on for heaven sake. help me i'm not being able to get any thing on the screen your all agenst me, hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllp. am I on? he can not remember anything exept for the fact his head is thumping and his hole body is in pain. help help. --DONE-- |
You're not on at all. We are all against you. You are beyond help. Go contact the local authorities. |
| History for: *blocked*@citynet.net Name:Silas Age:19 Birthplace:New Carthage Father:unknown Mother:dead `.' `.' `.' `.' `.' |
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| History for: *blocked*@tcinternet.net and tghe he burniuning ng of the embers slowly down inside i will keep you warm this darkness ass the ashes die i will keep you broke and splintered and the soul is slowly sweeeping |
That's really beautiful. Can you try a history next time though champ? |
| History for: *blocked*@softhome.net My parents fucked and I was produced. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@softhome.net's bad site/e-mail domain: Softhome.net is a free email service. wiu.edu is mthe ethernet connection at school. --DONE-- |
Since that's all of your history right there, I assume you want to play
a zygote? Here goes: You have no senses. You have no thought. You are a few cells. You can go nowhere. |
| History for: *blocked*@ct2600.org A mosaic of information shrouded in mystery within those dark eyes. The myriad of possibilities hidden within his mind..yet, in a split second, it all goes away, as he slips into the shadows once again. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@ct2600.org's bad site/e-mail domain: I have a pop3 account for all my email; I do not use my ISP's provided address. --DONE-- |
Woah, trippy. Stay back in those shadows, dude. |
| History for: dimthebarbarian@*blocked*.com Oh god, I have to write stuff now? well okies, my character is Toast, she's 18 female and weird. She comes from a fairly normal suburbanized family, her parents aren't sure where they screwed up, what went wrong, why she became Toast instead of a nice normal girl named Kristen. She currently resides with her parents in what counts as a middle class slum area, and works at a library
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A librarian named Toast. From a nice middle class slum area. Interesting. |
| History for: *blocked*@neobee.net I have no memory --DONE-- |
Try some ginko biloba. |
| History for: *blocked*@hotmail.com The name is Anar. I am 18... I moved to this town to start my life as a survivor. I wanna conquer every thing on the continent... --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@hotmail.com's bad site/e-mail domain: I am using a computer at the college --DONE-- |
By eighteen, you want to take over the continent. Who are you, Alexander
the Great? I feel sorry for the campus police at your university. |
| History for: *blocked*@adelphia.net Has lived in New Carthage all his life, and has just left his parent's home, loser --DONE-- |
Who are you calling a loser, hoser? |
| History for: *blocked*@home.com Weeeee I am nolimit, fear me --DONE-- |
I fear you so much, I'm not even going to give you a password or username! |
| History for: *blocked*@hotmail.com A shadowy figure of the past He is a myterious man. end --DONE-- |
How myterious! |
| History for: *blocked*@earthlink.net I have arrived in New Carthange to deal w hwhold lot of drugs to alot of people who really need to do drugs I will smuggle and be really cool. --DONE-- |
Sweet. Dude. How cool. |
| History for: *blocked*@uswest.net born into the toobs of rena i am here done done done done done done done done --DONE-- |
You're done allright. Go back to the toobs of rena at once! |
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History for: Iwannayouknowwhatyosheepsscyberjmp@*blocked*.com |
We've had many different professions portrayed before, but never a professional 'beastalitst' before. Who exactly provides the salary and retirement plan in that situation? |
| History for: *blocked*@starmail.com THE END IS NEAR --DONE-- |
THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP! |
| History for: *blocked*@yahoo.com He is a servant of God sent to this land to promote peace and traquility. He has long Arch Angel wings but has lost the ability to fly many years ago in a battle with a spawn of Satan. --DONE-- |
Peace and tranquility in New Carthage? He'd know better than to go to NC if he really worked for God. |
| History for: *blocked*@yahoo.com I am new I am new. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@yahoo.com's bad site/e-mail domain: I usually use the email s_jato@yahoo.com --DONE-- |
Really? With an application like that, I thought you were an oldhand, predating Simon and Graye! |
| History for: abuse@*blocked*.icnet.ro rules My name is zamolxe. --DONE-- |
That's quite a history. Now, why use the 'abuse' account?? |
| History for: *blocked*@Basz.net This man is born in Qualalumpur He came to the big city because Qualalumpur was kinda boring, he wanted, and needed to get out --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@Basz.net's bad site/e-mail domain: I am not at home now, excuse me..... --DONE-- |
You're excused. Let us know when things get better for you. I think you just liked to type out Qualalumpur. |
| History for: *blocked*@telia.com Jaze comes from the darker areas around New Carthage Jaze comes from the darker areas around New Carthage. Jaze comes from the darker areas around New Carthage. --DONE-- |
Jaze needs more of a history. |
| History for: *blocked*@darkgames.zzn.com I am Axcion, I grew up in a small society, known as the Vault At school I was better than the others, So my parents send me to the outside world to get more people to the vault But it turned out else Because of my bad preparation to the real world, I'm stuck here now, trying to make the best of it. ' --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@darkgames.zzn.com's bad site/e-mail domain: Because I am not at home now, and I am registering here, because at home our connection is out of order. Please.... --DONE-- |
The Vault you say? Fallout play you often? Sorry, I don't think your character was better than the others if they sent you on such a bad mission. Maybe they didn't really love you after all. |
| History for: *blocked*@hotmail.com aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg `.' say hello faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa `.' `.' ' --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@hotmail.com's bad site/e-mail domain: because. --DONE-- |
You missed a few letters there genius. Had you worked up to z, I would
have accepted that application. Kids today, no sense of dedication. |
| History for: *blocked*@hotmail.com Well my firest charter in a real world RPG game was a white albino pacifist GIANt T Im serousious! ' ';:'"'.' --DONE-- |
You're serious? A white albino pacifist? Why wasn't it a green albino pacifist? You just seem too damn serious for us. |
| History for: *blocked*@go2.pl I don't like to talk about my past I came to New Carthage to start everything from begining and prove myself, that I can live alone --DONE-- |
I don't like to hear that. You are the weakest character application, goodbye! |
| History for: *blocked*@yahoo.com 'A small man with no history stand in front of you. He is not sure where he came from our who he is.' --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@yahoo.com's bad site/e-mail domain: Because it is my personal e-mail address. --DONE-- |
No history? You, as the OOC controller behind the history, think they have no history? I know we can debate some Cartesian theory where the world has not existed before this moment in time, but this is an online game. Let's join the dominant paradigm and assume the universe has existed before now. Now write a history. |
| History for: *blocked*@rocketmail.com His identity is so secret, not even he knows who he is. Perhaps you can tell him? --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@rocketmail.com's bad site/e-mail domain: Because that's the only e-mail address I have, and other than that, you're confusing me. --DONE-- |
No, I'm sorry, I can't tell you your identity. I'm tired of giving people
identities. Come back some other time. And if that's confusing you, I'd hate to see you handle a conversation with Graye. |
| History for: *blocked*@tba.com.br
I'm a student, i have parents that i dont for long |
I don't for long my parents either. Most people go through that stage during their young adult life. |
| History for: *blocked*@chello.nl CLASSIFIED --DONE-- |
Ok, your password and new character name is CLASSIFIED. |
| History for: *blocked*@online.no A small time bandit who learned to use a deck and became a full time net junkie. Spends most of his time in the Face. His father was a crime lord. His mother was murdered. Most of his childhood was spent on the street with no adult supervision. He has an older sister that hates him. Anglo american origins His personality traits are intellectual and detatched. He values knowledge above all things.. He doesn't trust anybody He's 23 years old. ' --DONE-- |
He has a standard history I've heard a million times before. He has a total lack of details. He did not get a password. |
| History for: cybersphere@*blocked*.force9.co.uk I've been travelling a long time, sometimes voluntarily, sometimes not. I'm not sure where I am any more - I'm not even sure WHO I am half the time, but I know one thing, I've travelled enough. I'll stay here a while I think, or at least for as long as I'm able. --DONE-- |
I'm not sure who you are either. Try again. |
| History for: *blocked*@yahho.co.uk a tal 25 year old girkl blue hair lived in carthage for 6 years like cats. kkdkdkd. |
You'ld think someone from England would know proper English, eh? |
| History for: *blocked*@ruralnet.org He is a god. `.' END ' --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@ruralnet.org's bad site/e-mail domain: ` I use free email now ` Errr free internet ' --DONE-- |
His character is a god, but his controller uses free email. Or is that
free internet? Talk about the mighty aspirations coming from the humble. |
| History for: *blocked*@yahoo.com Gracht was born along the deep outskirts of New Carthage and was abandoned by his father, Adamantain, and his mother, Strife. He learned how to survive by getting into fights with bullies after his lessons and eventually was accepted into a gang called the Aristocrats. This gang taught him what to do and what not to do in a fight and Gracht learned to be one of the greatest fighters the gang had ever seen... One day upon arriving at the gang-house, he ran into trouble. An evil knight dressed in a complete chrome armor suit approached him and asked what the hell he was doing walking around. Gracht, nervous of this, decided to do the only thing he knew how...He had to fight...After a long strenuous battle the knight decided to show who is theboss, he pulled out two immensely sized guns and blew Gracht away...Gracht was then revived and put into the armor of a cyborg and was on his way... --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@yahoo.com's bad site/e-mail domain: It is my yahoo email address --DONE-- |
I'm utterly speechless. Giant knights of chrome, cyborgs, wow. Too bad he came from Yahoo. |
| History for: *blocked*@public.krasnet.ru im chaotic. im evil. & I RUSSIAN!!!! im chaotic. im evil. & I RUSSIAN!!!!. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@public.krasnet.ru's bad site/e-mail domain: hate lammer & love beer --DONE-- |
And here I was, listening to Disney when they stopped portraying Russians as the bad guys. Now I know better. |
| History for: *blocked*@vcn.com This is a very strange, smart man. He came from a cold barren world, where his people became so technicly advanced that they wiped themselves from existence. He is the last of his kind. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@vcn.com's bad site/e-mail domain: I am staying at my dads house right now. --DONE-- |
And where is this world? Unless you say L5 or Australia, you're getting denied. |
| History for: *blocked*@aiminc.net f starve. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@aiminc.net's bad site/e-mail domain: I am a computer professional, using a terminal on our companies Unix systems to access your network. Our e-mail is handled by an ISP, and I check it on a separate windows box. . --DONE-- |
You are a computer professional, and you cannot come up with a better
history then f starve? Where do I apply for your job? |
| History for: spider@hotmail.com I am a man. --DONE-- |
Maybe I should introduce you to this person? |
| History for: *blocked*@sc.rr.com He was born. He grew up, poor. He is. --DONE-- |
No, he isn't. |
| History for: *blocked*@hotmail.com I remember blacking out. Everything before that is a cpplete blankomplete blank. I am on a quaeest for my memories. I cannot be stopped for I have nothing to lose. --DONE-- |
You can be stopped. You submitted a shitty history from a free email account. Whammo, you're stopped. |
| History for: *blocked*@gurlmail.com MymMy character grew up in a small town in Noerth CCarolinaShe when to an Ivy League school and gradsuated with honors She majored in Environmental Science and went to New Carthage to do some reasearch study. . --DONE--
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Another one of those characters that would be fun if someone could actually
role-play it. Then again, who would be studying environmental science in New Carthage? Affects of chemical weapons on a large population? Affects of groundsoil contamination on Soleil Moon's food? |
| History for: *blocked*@hushmail.com I was born, Walter Son of Cort. I lived with a small band of nomads for many yearsto become a man, I was given the ritiual decision of whether to stay or leave and make myslef. I left my friends and family and wandered for 27 days and nights until I found New Carthage... --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@hushmail.com's bad site/e-mail domain: The e-mail address is a free e-mail address, this machine is not on a network or a mail server so it would be very unlikelynd the ip would match --DONE-- |
You know, it would be much cooler if one person could actually role
play being a nomad. Well, that and use a real email account. |
| History for: *blocked*@vennercs.com Almost a man. Created by science and magiic over three hundred years ago, he wanders the earth, looking for others of hiis kind, finding knon. He is vastly iintelligent, and follows the work of Nietzsche. He is the superman of our dreams. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@vennercs.com's bad site/e-mail domain: I don't know. This always happens, no matter which EISP I use... I'm connecting from the sisame place I get my E-Mail... I don't understanbd. --DONE-- |
If he really followed the work of Nietzche, he'd read help theme
and realize he wasn't themely. By disproving himself, he would then cease
to exist. And the superman of my dreams gives me Fairuza Balk's phone number. |
| History for: *blocked*@hotmail.com He came to the land as a warrior, looking for bloodshed. And he always gets what he wants. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@hotmail.com's bad site/e-mail domain: Because I don't have an original e-mail, ask Captain_AHaB --DONE-- |
Sorry, he doesn't always get what he wants. I assume he wanted to get into New Carthage, and he didn't get that. |
| History for: imamisfit_*blocked*@yahoo.com Gracht was born along the deep outskirts of New Carthage and was abandoned by his father, Adamantain, and his mother, Strife. He learned how to survive by getting into fights with bullies after his lessons and eventually was accepted into a gang called the Aristocrats. This gang taught him what to do and what not to do in a fight and Gracht learned to be one of the greatest fighters the gang had ever seen... One day upon arriving at the gang-house, he ran into trouble. An evil knight dressed in a complete chrome armor suit approached him and asked what the hell he was doing walking around. Gracht, nervous of this, decided to do the only thing he knew how... He had to fight...After a long strenuous battle the knight decided to show who is the boss, he pulled out two immensely sized guns and blew Gracht away...Gracht was then revived and put into the armor of a cyborg and was on his way... --DONE-- Excuse for imamisfit_*blocked*@yahoo.com's bad site/e-mail domain: It is my yahoo email address --DONE-- |
Ok, at least he's not your typical orphan. Most CS'ers have their parents
killed instead of being abandoned. Then we get to the evil knight part. And the 'armor of a cyborg' part. Around here my finger's itching to reject. Though I'm supposed to anyway, since it is a free email service. Then I see the confirmation that yes, the @yahoo.com means that it IS in fact his yahoo email address. I was confused until then. |
| History for: *blocked*@ls.wustl.edu An android pimp with a flashy hawaiian shirt and metallic grin. --DONE-- |
I'd like to know how the person got a Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards/Space Quest hybrid out of help theme. |
| History for: *blocked*@yahoo.com the stripper of all! he likes touching poeople's cock's and women's tits! --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@yahoo.com's bad site/e-mail domain: Invalid argument --DONE-- |
Now, it wouldn't be so bad except for the statement that people have
cocks and women have tits. I know some men with tits, so I could see it
being men's cocks and people's tits, but not the other way around. This
way, it just sounds sexist, like women aren't people. Not that I'd approve it if it were the other way around, mind you. Stripper of all, indeed. |
| History for: jukka.pohjanoksa@*blocked*.fi HeRuler of the world was birth. --DONE-- |
When I see that someone's coming from a non-English high-level domain,
like .pl, .ru, .ca, .fi, or .it, I tend to be much more lenient on them.
They often are capable of excellent English, but it comes out slowly,
with plenty of simple phrases. For a while, CS had quite a few players from Poland. And they were decent people, they just sounded like a swarm of Beavis and Butthead imitators. But this one just didn't cut it for me. |
| History for: Jukka.pohjanoksa@*blocked*.fi Esko,: goofiest person on earth --DONE-- |
They try it one more time. If I rejected them for being the ruler of the world, certainly I'd approve them for being jester of the world! |
| History for: matrixtrinity@*blocked*.com I was born in the 1990's. I am known as the hacker of the interntal revenue service database. I know am working with Morpheus. I have seen the orical. The matrix is a dreamworld. In which surrounds you. It is every where. Beware because the matrix has you and I am in it. I am here to show many others the way of the matrix.I plan on staying a spell. --DONE-- Excuse for matrixtrinity@*blocked*.com's bad site/e-mail domain: I use KTVB as my server. It is the only I have been using. I do not know why it does not match. --DONE-- |
Oh, I'm going to beware. I'm going to be very wary indeed. Wary of all of the cheap shitty Matrix rip-off histories that flooded the game since the movie came out. All with bad grammar. All with bad spelling. All with no originality. You know, I loved the movie. I really did. But enough already. Sorry, you won't be staying a spell. Go get Tank on a landline. |
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History for: matrixtrinity@*blocked*.net |
After rejecting the above application with the standard, "Make
sure your history is detailed, well-written, and themely." I then
got this one. Same person. Got the detailed part. Tried for the well-written
part. But they still haven't read help theme or help world-history like they are told half a dozen times to do. |
| History for: *blocked*@3web.net Killer klown from Outer Space. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@3web.net's bad site/e-mail domain: Invalid argument --DONE-- |
Killer klown gets mowed down by IO SecTeam on L4 Orbital Habitat. Tri-V at 11. |
| History for: *blocked*@hotmail.com DeIVIoN tHe looks like a ghost, with his plaale, dark face with eyes that look tlike they have seen action. Lines of age mark his face, though he could not be more than 25. His body is large, looking like hiit has been pumped up with steriods or some other muscle auger. His hands keep twitching, as if It appears that if you ask him, he might kill you about his hapast, your life expectancy will go way down. He walks with the air of someone with something mimportant to do. He hidses in the shadows of the city, stealigng wallets from innocent bystanders and cpasshooting anyone that wattempts to steal from him. ManThe bolood of many is on his hands. Up until now, the pono one has had any idea of hwwhat has gone on in his psast, up u of his life before the aplife of crime he has had. They have uncovered secrets no one would want to know, anThey have uncovered secrets no one would want to know, and he is out to kill them. `. `/'.' --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@hotmail.com's bad site/e-mail domain: ` I have no idea what the heck that says, i just came to your site from a search aengine, looked a li=t the commands, checkouted out the "storyline"storyline, and tried to get a character gbecause the game sounds rREALLY interesting. How am i supposed to log onin from the site which yourmy email is from? I am also going to try to play this at my school, so please let me play this . My school has really boring games, ya know? --DONE-- |
Hulking angry-looking man with blood-covered twitching hands sneaking
in the shadows Sounds like your typical character. Oh wait, he wasn't grown in a vat, and he didn't watch his parents die. |
| History for: *blocked*@pitt.edu Afeter travelling croosss country, looking for some sort of gainful employment, krekses Kreskay , the wandering street poerermusician, stumbles into New
Carthage. |
The funny thing about people who are using a client where they can't
see what they type is that they often sound like Porky Pig. The wandering street poerermusician, because performer was too hard to say. |
| History for: *blocked*@msn.com Ade is a nn nice person who likes life. ' She is tough though She was raised by a group of cyborgs 1 She is tough when sjhe needs to be. She has a a cplastic tube that runs from her neck to her shoulder. She is street smart and can strike if pthreatened. ' ''.'. '% |
Today I went to school. I learned lots of things. My teacher taught me not to eat glue. I have a plastic tube that runs from my neck to my shoulder. What the hell??? |
| History for: poop_on_me@*blocked*.com The man you see before you is beaten, and bruised, but in his eyes you see a fire burning like no other. ThLaying on the ground beside a manhole he crawled out of moments before, this half human, half rocybertronic being chokes on his own bllood. you reach to him for help, but he spits at your hand, his ego is too powerful to let his body recieve it. His past is as much a miystery to him as it is to you, for he remembers not his name, his age, or whow he got to where he is now. He knows only of the overwhelming rage in his stomach, a rage that is quenched only by the thought of the macabre... "." wh --DONE-- Excuse for poop_on_me@*blocked*.com's bad site/e-mail domain: @athI found this mudI found this through the mud connector website, I do not know how to access it from my website, I am sorry if this is an inconvienance... --DONE-- |
Another case of the Porky Pig condition. Example: rocybertronic - robotic/cybertronic, the stutter switches words. |
| History for: *blocked*@austin.rr.com Frosaken. --DONE-- |
Rjected. |
| History for: *blocked*@mindspring.com One of the few remaining teenage know-it-alls. Low is a daring, intelletual, smart-ass that seeks thrills in the new world. Although coming from the year 1999, he is a bit lost in today's society and hangs closely to his close friends. Due to the AI's dictatorship back in the early year of 2001, he was forced to take cover and refuge. Death and destruction reigned all and he couldn't have hid in a physical form. He and his close friends developed a way to export the brain's knowledge onto a....single floppy disk, and so his knowledge was a piece of plastic and metal while his body lay frozen in the cellar of his apartment. Like out of a science fiction novel he programmed the computer to revive him and back-up any lost information while he grew back to stength. Which leads to this year, the awakening of Low. Today he walks around like everyone else, no one knowing the difference. Only the others, his friends...know the truth. He wishes to seek revenge upon the overthrowing AI from his childhood but cannot do so without forfitting peace for even more destruction and mayhem. So he goes on continuing his life without a care in the world...as for now. --DONE-- |
The AI's dictatorship? Glad to see they read help world-history
and help theme like they were told to. Also, a single floppy disk can hold the entire reverse-engineered code of a human's personality? Are we using PKZip 9.3 here or something? A Jazz drive at least? |
| History for: *blocked*@shu.edu He came -- he saw, he conquered. RSI's last hope. --DONE-- |
Rising Storm Industries doesn't need a last hope. That's why they're RSI. |
| History for: uglybob@*blocked*.com I was not born at all. I was a genetic experiment. I was created in a large cvat of chemicals, by scientists. The Mixed my genes from the most physically fit humans, and some animals, to enhance all of my natural abilities. They kept me in this lab teacing me to kill, and mostly trying to make me their pet decker. They taught me things but never anything to specific, I have geberal knowledge, but they said i was too young to learn anything complicated. I hso Showed them wrong. When i was 10 I used my so called knowledfge, to make a break out. I broke out of that lab and I am on wmy way somewhere, i have no real memories, but i always have these dreams of the matrix, although i donot know what they mean. --DONE-- Excuse for uglybob@*blocked*.com's bad site/e-mail domain: *BLOCKED*.cochise.c.az.us is my school server uglybob@*BLOCKED*.com is my normal mail --DONE-- |
Ok, we've got the basic Weapon-X vat-grown supersoldier stereotype history
down. We've got an excuse to have super twinky money-making decking skills.
And, an excuse to kill anyone without any serious motive. I'll tell you what those dreams mean: You dream of being a metagamer. |
| History for: *blocked*@earthlink.net Morrigan Draken graduated with honors from medical school in the British Isles [D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[ D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D [D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D recently graduated with honors from medical school in the British Isles -- primarly to spite her father, who believed she shouldn't sully her hands with work. Morrigan's mother is only a distant, ambiguous memory, having divorced her angry, bitter husband when Morrigan was only 2. After quarreling bitterly with her father over beginning practice as a physician, Morrigan decided to wash her hands of her father, his estate, and all of the suffocating unhappiness of her past by striking out on her own. She has come to New Carthage to reconnect with her childhood friend and cousin, Yrs, and to hone her skill in the city that never sleeps. C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[4~[4~[4~[4~[4~[4~[4~[B[B[B[B [B[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D@abort Morrigan Draken recently graduated with honors from medical school in the British Isles. Her mother she remembers little of; she divorced Morrigan [4~[4~[4~[4~[A[A[B[D[D[D[A[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[ C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[ C[C[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D [D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D domineering father when Morrigan was only 2. Her father she quarreled bitterly with over beginning practice as a physician -- he believed she shouldn't sully her hands with work. So, washing her hands of father, repressive past, and inheritance, Morrigan struck out on her own, to hone her skills in the city that never sleeps. Her first stop: reconnect with her beloved cousin and childhood friend, Yrs.'.' `.' |
It wouldn't be so bad without all of those extra escape codes due to
frenetic arrow-key mashing. But I would like to know when New Carthage stole the city that never sleeps title from New York City in some no-holds grudgematch. |
| History for: tyson@*blocked*.com He is a very unique character, and his eyes flit from one thing to another. --DONE-- Excuse for tyson@*blocked*.com's bad site/e-mail domain: I have an ISP, but i own a domain, trmotics.com ANYTHING@*blocked*.com goes to me so thats what i use. --DONE-- |
Considering that most characters type search and look
more often then they type pose and emote, I don't think
those flitting eyes make you a unique character at all. Sorry bub. |
| History for: killevery*blocked*@the-pentagon.com Thomas came to New Carthage to try to find work and have fun. --DONE-- --DONE-- |
That's some history. Detailed. Lengthy. Explains all of your desires, motives, and beliefs. |
| History for: *blocked*@sprint.ca As a telelepath, Sickboy as has the power to control most humans , he also has a great understanding fof most technologies and of computers .. --DONE-- |
Oh, you have the power to control most humans! It is in your history,
so it must be immediately coded as such! It doesn't matter of psionics aren't in theme, and are so out of theme that I've slapped some code onto the think command to stop all those people that pretend to be psionics. This lengthy, detailed, and touching history has convinced me otherwise. I'm immediately calling up Incognito and telling him that psionics are now in theme. Thank you Sickboy. |
| History for: *blocked*@usa.net GIMME CHAR! I EAT YOUR FRIES! MOO! CHEESE! YOU STARE AT MY FOLLICLES! --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@usa.net's bad site/e-mail domain: Cause Kingfox is a booger. --DONE-- |
This was someone testing the mail system. Otherwise I'd be worried. |
| History for: *blocked*@success.edu I HATE YOU! KINGFOX SUCKS DUCK ASS! I don't have to do this, do you know who I am! I can do whatever I want! Give me a fucking character now. Oh, and I killed both my parents, and am an ex killer bred from a giant vat. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@success.edu's bad site/e-mail domain: Cause, um.. it _should_ --DONE-- |
This is the same person, doing one last test. But of course they had to slip in the standard CS history. *grin* |
| History for: *blocked*@earthlink.com I was born then I lived for a whilee, got shot at and died a few times. Fun! --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@earthlink.com's bad site/e-mail domain: I don't know, news to me --DONE-- |
Sounds fun to me too, sarcasm-boy. Try again. |
| History for: *blocked*@jofrdanknight.*blocked*@jordanknihg*blocked*@jordanknight.com Iam female. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@jofrdanknight.*blocked*@jordanknihg*blocked*@jordanknight.com's bad site/e-mail domain: Well... I use a diifferent my email is not on my system ,. --DONE-- |
Oh, your character is a FEMALE! I'm sorry, you don't have to write
a detailed in depth well-written history then! Two X, no Y! What a breathtaking
character concept! |
| History for: red_or_dead@*blocked*.com Fucked up from the bad weather for years too much psychotriptamine made me to find this froorgotten place --DONE-- Excuse for red_or_dead@*blocked*.com's bad site/e-mail domain: not the good port. --DONE-- |
This one I re-read a few times, trying to glean a hidden pearl of infinate
wisdom. I failed. Guess I need more psychotriptamine. |
| History for: *blocked*@earthlink.net A young orphan, I was taken in by a small group of Nekekami, or ninjas. Now, No, we don't use swotrds and throwing starts anymore. They tainerained me in the use of guns and other weapons that have kept them alive in ththe world of New Carthage. Completeinging my training, I have imeemerged into the worloutside world to find my place in the world. . --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@earthlink.net's bad site/e-mail domain: My Hmmm., I'm using my Earthlink accoutnnt, and I'm dialing into a pasadena number. My user name is *blocked*, and *blocked*@earthlink.net is the e-mail given by Earthlink, and it's my OLYNLY e0-mail from Earthlink...I can't create more e-mails hosted by Earthlink for my given username. I don't know why my login site isn't from Earthlink. THanks for checking into this... --DONE-- |
Sorry, every other super ninja-trained orphan assassin was trained to use swotrds and throwing starts, so either all of their histories are wrong, or yours is. |
| History for: *blocked*@aol.com You see a guy. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@aol.com's bad site/e-mail domain: I'm not regeerstrating at home --DONE-- |
No, I don't see a guy. Because that guy's history was rejected. And I hope you're not regeerstrating at home, that'll leave some stains in the carpet. |
| History for: *blocked*@selcon.com.au I'm a runaway --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@selcon.com.au's bad site/e-mail domain: it should --DONE-- |
I've seen characters in bad British heavy metal songs with more depth. Try again, mate. |
| History for: *blocked*@the-onramp.net I awoke with no memory i legft the i left my family to come to the city hoping to rise above the futeure that was ordained for me byt y the Bone Woneam of our group. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@the-onramp.net's bad site/e-mail domain: I am connected to the site that my email is from... --DONE-- |
Of course. Because I know that the predictions made my Bone Woneams can be broken by going to a post-apocalyptic cyberpunk city. |
| History for: *blocked*@win.org My name is Hiro Protagonist. The 4 things im good at: music movies microcode highspeed pizza delivery Barcode: |
Hmmm... Neal Stephenson this guy ain't. |
| History for: *blocked*@sprint.ca `Craig Matyr, aka CrashHadder, CHadder, CrashHad. He was raised solely by his dad, whose dad was a drunkard. Never learning to father properly failed at the task. And fathered a rebellious, secluded son. One day Craig brought it too far, and was kicked out of the house at 13. He got a datajack implant. He lived on the street for a week, thinking to himself good riddance. Then he ran out of money, and came back to his former house. Where his dad replied with a teary eye, that he didn't want any freaks in his house. They lived in a high-class residence, one of the few left that weren't corrupted by the dark megacorps. He then set out, and begged for food. He survived for a while, but his line was running short, his list of enemies was steadily increasing. But then he was saved. Sitting on the corner of Barkley and Feugit, with only his small personal laptop, scripting up a prog he was lucky enough to get the job doing. He was found by a man whose name was lost to the ripples of time, he used to be well known as Capon Crunch. Now he was only a retired decker, living off some large hold of cash he stole many years back. He taught Craig the ropes of the streets, how to live, and most importantly, the ways of a decker. One day, he was just telling Craig about how life used to be, back in the time of hackers, and phreakers, and how they ruled supreme. When a shadowy figure entered, So you're the old man who's been the big fuss all these years? Craig get out of here, I don't want you to be a part of this. But Craig just stood by his side. You heard him boy, get out of here. But he didn't budge, the man drew an oversized handgun, more like a hand cannon, and took aim and BOOM. But Craig smacked the man over the head with a light, grabbed the pistol, and shot the man point blank. Oh my god, I killed him, Then he noticed his mentor. Clutching his arm. The shot may have missed his vitals, but he was bleeding to death. Before the man died he gave Craig a reassuring squeeze, and told him he might die today, we knew it would come sometime. But I don't want to going and dying to avenge me. Everything I have is yours, look under my floorboard in the bedroom. Go get the box. Craig went to the bedroom, found the loose floorboard and took the box to the man. The old man opened the box, and said In here is everything u need, my old cyberdeck, it's yours. Here is my account number and my credstick there are still a few nuyen in it. And here is my old firearm. Learn to use it, it will be a 3rd hand. I love you, u are like a son to me. The boy just sat there, mixed feelings, crying for joy, and sorrow. I love you too father But the man had already passed away. That was 2 years ago, CHadder is now 19, and a proficient gunslinger, and decker looking to make a name for himself, and a few nuyen along the way.' done `.' `.' `.' ` ` |
This one, in all honesty, was one of the more amusing ones I've ever
seen.
You've got a nice long heroic melodramatic story. You've got the series of attempts where the person tried to finish writing the history. THEN they still haven't gotten it for the next question. They stop and explain to the editor, begging for their character. All in all, quite a masterpiece. |
| History for: *blocked*@excite.com I am a loner who walks to the beat of his own drum`.' I play with fire! so don't GET BURNT `.' Techonnoolloge y is my friend and so i s my shotuggun `.' `.' ` i like muds. ' done enged end aslkj |
The best part is the `i like muds.' part. And the fact that every
single period written was surrounded by `.'....
For a while, I tried to make sense of why this person would put the fake quotes around `i like muds.' Most put it around period a few times in an attempt to exit... what was this person thinking? Maybe they thought i like muds. was a secret password to get your application automatically accepted or something. After that, it gets quite droll. You have the usual asdf qwety type keyboard banging, which gets quite boring after a while. The sad part is? They're from excite, so they get rejected automatically. *grin* |
| History for: *blocked*@EMAIL.COM Liwno No one knows where Liwno comes from what is known is that liwno
has defeated many men yet has no compasion. He stands 5.8ft tall. Dark
compplexion. unshaven face. His is built with curtled cut shape. Long
bodied covered ith-ith -with scars. Like a beast Liwno communicates
little yet shows a feriece rage wehen prevoked.He is a skilled gunmaster
and a master in Kung fu . Unbeleavable he is a master of the 31 chamber
in Sholin. Most of his life has been displine and training for a battle
he fights in heis head with himself. Liwno has voices that constantl
y tell him what to do. He lies withen the relm of crazyness and sanity,
he is fighting a battles in CyberSphere. He wants to save the worldfrom
dam n clones he says. Be ware of Liwno.. |
Funny how most characters with unshaven faces are written as if the
player can't shave yet.
I also enjoy applications that refer to `CyberSphere' as a physical plane. Usually I let it slide, but seriously, is reading the theme file all that hard? It tells a guest to do so a few times before they get as far as the history segment of the application.... People who warn me to beware of them in their histories crack me up, too. Somehow, I don't think I should be afraid of Liwno. He doesn't want any service to reviel his service provider? Um, ok. We won't. |
| History for: *blocked*@intrepid.net just a traveller passing trough just a traveller passing trough. Just a traveller passing trough. Just a traveller passing trough . Just a traveller passing trough --DONE-- |
Just a crappy history being rejected Just a crappy history being rejected. Just a crappy history being rejected. Just a crappy history being rejected. Just a crappy history being rejected You'ld think they'd get the word through right by the fifth try. |
| History for: *blocked*@systec.com PrettIt looks weak. It's not quite clear what it is, but it is alive, and it's probably mammalian. It is clothed, despite it's animalistic features, in a white t-shirt proclaiming that "MARS is where the action is." It looks fairly harmless. --DONE-- |
It's not quite clear what it is? Then it has problems, and should see a biologist, then a therapist, then apply again. |
| History for: *blocked*@quakemail.com A dangerously psychotic and unpredictable homicidal maniac. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@quakemail.com's bad site/e-mail domain: I use zMUD to connect to MUDs, not my email because i dont kow how to configure my email options very much. --DONE-- |
Hmmm... 1) They are from quakemail.com. 2) They refer to CS as
a MUD. 3) They have a one-line history that establishes them as
a killer without reason.
What are the odds that this person would be a pkilling twink? What are the odds that this person would be a soap-opera role player? |
| History for: *blocked*@eudoramail.com My story is unknown for the time. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@eudoramail.com's bad site/e-mail domain: I have a web based email, I think it is because of that. --DONE-- |
Umm, ok, your character's password is unknown for the time.
And I tell them to write more then one line. They never listen. *sigh* |
| History for: *blocked*@erols.com Skint, a worker from the evil company Erols decides it is time to leave. Being trained in nothing other than computer knowledge, he decides to embark on a mission to take over everything and die trying to do it.. but who the hell is really reading this anyways, I just wanna play damnit. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@erols.com's bad site/e-mail domain: cause I work for erols.. I think the dns entry pretty much makes that clear. I am on the tech floor. --DONE-- |
Remind me not to apply at Erols for employment any time in the near future. |
| History for: *blocked*@hotmail.com ' ' saysay.' saysaysasyaysasyaysya. argg!!!!!!!!!!........ end done watever @. ' `.' exit quit hellpppppppppppppppppp newbienewbienewbie jsdgfugsfud. fgjdkfgkjdf.' dfkshkjfhkdjhfksh`.' `jkvkfjv.' ' |
Hmmm... that's a long gap of just pressing enter. I think Tiny should say newbienewbienewbienewbie once in a while. |
| History for: *blocked*@arbornet.org i am a preeria animal --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@arbornet.org's bad site/e-mail domain: i want bve incognito --DONE-- |
See, the eerie thing about this one is that it came right after Incognito left for a while. So it looked as if Incognito was attempting to escape married bliss and return to the MOO. Then I realized Incognito has a shift key. |
| History for: *blocked*@IO.COM wHILE HE SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN SOMEWHAT CIVILIZED, rAZZER'S WILD DESERT UPBIRINGING IS PAPPARENT IN THE FREAL GLINT IN HIS EYES, AND HIS CONSTANT COLLECTION OF ODD ITEMS "JUST IN CASE". dRESSED IN KHAKI LEGGINS, A NONDESCRIPT TOP, AND A WELL-WEATHERED CLOAK. hIS HAIR IS SHORT, SHAGGY, AND BROWN; HIS EYSES...WELL, THEY LOOK A BIT STRANGE... --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@IO.COM's bad site/e-mail domain: MINDSPRING .COM CONNECTION ISOWNED BY JOB. i GET ALL MY MEAIL AT IO.COM. mY USERID THERE IS *blocked*; *blocked* IS AN EMAIL ALIAS...FELEL FREE TO USE KENAZIOIKENZOID AS CONNECTION ADDDRESS. --DONE-- |
Seriously, even my laptop has a bright capslock light. My $19
black keyboard from hell has a capslock light. This person uses
more capital letters then zeek on PCP.
Well, that, and zeek wrote up a good history. |
| History for: *blocked*@coxnews.net winmutt - inital AI reject of the wWintermute project. --DONE-- |
Well... CyberSphere isn't set in the Gibson universe/timeline. And playing an canine AI would be most boring. You'ld just fetch stucks for Shinji all day long. |
| History for: *blocked*@hotmail.com a punk cyber hacker looking for work. --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@hotmail.com's bad site/e-mail domain: its not my email. --DONE-- |
Hmm.... its not your email. Well, then we'll telepathically obtain your email address and send your password there, since you wrote such a nice detailed history.... *mutter* |
| History for: *blocked*@zinergy.net Ratzo is a freakishly unnatural looing king troll who wa s torchuredorcured buy huis human parents who beat his face and body in a vain attempt to make him more human looking the only resulyt was a horribly deformed face. these beatings scared his pstyiche to a point that the slightesrtst threat of personal injury would throuw him into a viscshous is his frenzy of murder and carnage,. this was first shown when he waats only 10 reyears old when huis father in a drunken rage was beating him with a bat and ratzo fliped out and tore the bat out of his father's hands and proke broke it in two and pierced hins farthers's hcrodid artery with the jagged piesce then ratzo proceded into ihis mothers roolm and tore out het r eyes and bit off hetr fingers ththen relisizingwhartt he has done he ecscapes to tehe serwers and lived there for the nestzxt 8 years living off iof dead rats and tedpid wafettid wareter he was befriended by a n orphan girl who ran away from home just as he had she gave him the dream of being rich naand famous so he could alwasys have a ghave a good life and theis is where he stands at the edge of the so he could have the live that she alwatys wanted and soon after meateting this girl she had died of a terrible sickneddss and this is what gave him the strenght to go forth into the crime infest4ed ed world and make his mak rk inon it --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@zinergy.net's bad site/e-mail domain: i get me y email routed from my dad's job and i use my own internet connection at home. --DONE-- |
To quote GateKeeper - one troll is enough for a cyberpunk MOO.
This isn't Shadowrun.
Honestly, when it tells guests to read help theme and help world-history, I think they just ignore that and hit @register as fast as possible, ranting a history faster then their mind or fingers can adequately keep up with. |
| History for: *blocked*@rocketmail.com He is a lonely sole...placed upon these lands to bring about the revoltution.... He is a darkwalker, incarnated out of the dark Silent Planets od the Ante-Nexus...or as some call it...the Plague... Many a soul he has taken for his dreams...but his life is too opaque, too shadowed for him to o know full well his destiny... Wise he beis...may seem...but slolidarytary and quiet at best, temtpted by the struggle which is the world ethat encompasses him... He is Lifeline...here to bring about the Revolution, to return this world to the Ante-Nexus that it was centuriess before... He is the incarnated Figure out of the Dark, Silent Planets...Incarnated Figure out of the Dark , Silent Planets... --DONE-- Excuse for *blocked*@rocketmail.com's bad site/e-mail domain: My email address is ojnn netscape, and im using this program from telnet --DONE-- |
Points against this application:
Free email service provider. History repeats itself, yeah, but that's no reason for your character's history to repeat itself. And I don't see anything about playing a world-twisting god anywhere on CS. Unless you know how to MOOcode and apply. Even then, coming from the Dark, Silent Planets will get you mocked horribly. |
| History for: *blocked*@juno.com I lived many years upon what you city dwellers may call Terra Lunatis. , the first colony ship of Earth; It has been many years since I have sseen the wretchd refuse of New Carthage.; I served as the most elite of Spave ce Marines, specializing in solo operations ; I am supreemme with C240a systems and can handle almost any mwaeapon, ; I havve mant yy friendsve many friends, but unfortunatley, never get to see much of them - considering all of the time i opput into my solo operatives.; My missiomnn shall remain unkown to all Eartg Dwh dwellers - until the time is right. l ; For now I am accustomed to sitting and waiting and building robotivcs and reporting back in to me t y commanders. l ; Call for me and I shall arrive - but never persue me.urseue me. ; Your day will come. ' ' `,' end |
This has to be my favorite character application ever. Ever since
this one arrived, I've begged Incognito to let me be an elite IO Spave
ce Marine. The MOO needs more Spave ce Marines, dammit!!
Your day will come. |
| History for: *blocked*@hotmail.com A merc just looking to hurt osomepeoplee. You don't need to know why I am here, just know that I am here and that's not good. help |
I can see why it's not good that you are here. Really. That's all I need to know. |