CONTRACT
This AGREEMENT made
in duplicate the day
of , 200__ .
(hereinafter called “today”)
BETWEEN:
Richard Andrew Frank
(hereinafter called “Rich”)
and
_______________________________________
(hereinafter called the "the Undersigned")
WHEREAS the Undersigned
is prepared to undertake a project called
Being Friends with Rich, hereinafter called the
"Project";
AND WHEREAS Both
parties wish to support the Project;
Rich and the
Undersigned hereby agree as follows:
1. The
Undersigned shall perform the Project as described below.
2. Work on the Project shall commence on
or about Today.
a.
If it is that Rich,
in support of the Project, wishes to “cuddle” with the Undersigned, stipulations
shall be as outlined in Section(s)
2.a.1-2.a.5
1.
That “Cuddle”
hereinafter will be the term used strictly as defined in Section(s)
2.a.1.I-2.a.1.V in verb form.
I.
trans. To press or draw close within the arms, so as to make
warm and ‘cosy’
II.
trans. To hug or embrace affectionately
III.
intr. To lie close and snug;
IV.
intr. To nestle in to another person, to cling close together for warmth or
comfort. (Often with extension).
V.
To curl oneself up in
going to sleep; hence, to lie down to sleep.
2.
That the Undersigned
will not “hate” Rich if participating in such a said cuddle per the term “hate”
strictly defined in verb form in Section 2.a.1.I
I.
trans. To hold in very strong dislike; to detest; to bear
malice to. The opposite of to love.
3.
That If it is that Rich
initiates the aforementioned cuddle, as defined above, the Undersigned has the
right to choose the length of participation, if the Undersigned chooses to
participate. There will be no
penalties, fines or suits if the Undersigned chooses to eliminate such a cuddle
from the Project.
4.
That if it is that the
Undersigned does hate Rich, all prior and future cuddle(s) will be considered
null and void and the Project will be subject to review by Rich and any and all
outside parties with direct interest in the welfare of either Rich or the
Undersigned.
I.
No further cuddle(s)
will be initiated by Rich under these terms.
II.
The Undersigned has the right to withdraw such terms at anytime upon
mutual agreement with Rich and any involved outside parties.
1.
Upon any such instance, all voids may be raised for rectification.
a.
Rich bears the right to deny rectification for any such instance.
b. All principles,
policies, definitions and stipulations which the Undersigned agrees to, are
also
agreed to by Rich
as said by Section 2.a-2.b
3. The
Principal Investigator for the Project shall be Jenni, who is responsible for the technical content of the Project as
outlined here.
4.
Any equipment or material purchased by or
provided to the Undersigned as part of the Project shall remain the property of
the Undersigned. Any equipment or
material purchased or provided to Rich as part of the Project shall remain the
property of Rich.
5.
Either party may terminate this Agreement by
giving 60 days written notice to the other of such termination and the
Undersigned will be entitled to credit for work performed hereunder prior to
termination.
6. Immediate termination under the
stipulations of Section 2 will prove either party exempt from those
stipulations set forward in Section 5.
7. The
Undersigned shall not be liable for any delays in the performance of its
obligations under this Agreement resulting from circumstances or causes beyond
the Undersigned's control, and in no case shall the Undersigned be liable for
loss of business or profit or other indirect or consequential damage.
8. Notices
under this Agreement shall be sent to the parties as follows:
Rich: Undersigned:
CM___________ CM___________
9. Rich and
the Undersigned are independent parties and nothing in this Agreement shall
constitute either party as the employer, principal or partner of or joint
venture with the other party. Neither
Rich nor the Undersigned has any authority to assume or create any obligation
or liability, either express or implied, on behalf of the other.
10. This
Agreement shall be binding upon and ensure to the benefit of the parties hereto
and their respective heirs, successors and assigns.
11. This
Agreement shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the
United States of America and the laws of the State(s) of New Jersey and
California applicable therein.
12. This
Agreement embodies the entire agreement of the parties hereto and no change or
modification shall be valid unless it is in writing and signed by both parties
In witness whereof
the parties agree to be bound by the terms of this Agreement.
For Rich For
Undersigned
_______________________________ _______________________________
_______________________________ _______________________________
Witness Witness
Acknowledgement:
I, the Principal
Investigator, having read this Agreement, hereby agree to act in accordance with
all the terms and conditions herein and further to agree to ensure that the
Undersigned is informed of their obligations under such terms and conditions.
_______________________________
Principal
Investigator