CONTRACT

 

This AGREEMENT made in duplicate the                day of                           , 200__ .
(hereinafter called “today”)

 

 

BETWEEN:

Richard Andrew Frank

(hereinafter called “Rich”)

 

and

 

_______________________________________

(hereinafter called the "the Undersigned")

 

 

WHEREAS the Undersigned is prepared to undertake a project called  Being Friends with Rich, hereinafter called the "Project";

 

AND WHEREAS Both parties wish to support the Project;

 

Rich and the Undersigned hereby agree as follows:

 

1.         The Undersigned shall perform the Project as described below.

 

2.         Work on the Project shall commence on or about  Today.

a.        If it is that Rich, in support of the Project, wishes to “cuddle” with the Undersigned, stipulations shall be as  outlined in Section(s) 2.a.1-2.a.5

1.        That “Cuddle” hereinafter will be the term used strictly as defined in Section(s) 2.a.1.I-2.a.1.V in verb form.

I.                     trans. To press or draw close within the arms, so as to make warm and ‘cosy’

II.                   trans. To hug or embrace affectionately

III.                 intr. To lie close and snug;

IV.                 intr.  To nestle in to another person, to cling close together for warmth or comfort. (Often with extension).

V.                   To curl oneself up in going to sleep; hence, to lie down to sleep.

2.        That the Undersigned will not “hate” Rich if participating in such a said cuddle per the term “hate” strictly defined in verb form in Section 2.a.1.I

I.                     trans. To hold in very strong dislike; to detest; to bear malice to. The opposite of to love.

3.        That If it is that Rich initiates the aforementioned cuddle, as defined above, the Undersigned has the right to choose the length of participation, if the Undersigned chooses to participate.  There will be no penalties, fines or suits if the Undersigned chooses to eliminate such a cuddle from the Project.

4.        That if it is that the Undersigned does hate Rich, all prior and future cuddle(s) will be considered null and void and the Project will be subject to review by Rich and any and all outside parties with direct interest in the welfare of either Rich or the Undersigned.

I.                     No further cuddle(s) will be initiated by Rich under these terms.

II.                   The Undersigned has the right to withdraw such terms at anytime upon mutual agreement with Rich and any involved outside parties.

1.        Upon any such instance, all voids may be raised for rectification. 

a.        Rich bears the right to deny rectification for any such instance.

b.       All principles, policies, definitions and stipulations which the Undersigned agrees to, are also

       agreed to by Rich as said by Section 2.a-2.b

 

3.         The Principal Investigator for the Project shall be Jenni, who is responsible for the technical content of the Project as outlined here.

 

4.                    Any equipment or material purchased by or provided to the Undersigned as part of the Project shall remain the property of the Undersigned.  Any equipment or material purchased or provided to Rich as part of the Project shall remain the property of Rich.

 

5.              Either party may terminate this Agreement by giving 60 days written notice to the other of such termination and the Undersigned will be entitled to credit for work performed hereunder prior to termination.

 

6.         Immediate termination under the stipulations of Section 2 will prove either party exempt from those stipulations set forward in Section 5.

   

 

7.         The Undersigned shall not be liable for any delays in the performance of its obligations under this Agreement resulting from circumstances or causes beyond the Undersigned's control, and in no case shall the Undersigned be liable for loss of business or profit or other indirect or consequential damage.

 

8.         Notices under this Agreement shall be sent to the parties as follows:

 

Rich:                                                                                           Undersigned:

 

CM___________                                                                    CM___________                                                                                                               

 

9.         Rich and the Undersigned are independent parties and nothing in this Agreement shall constitute either party as the employer, principal or partner of or joint venture with the other party.  Neither Rich nor the Undersigned has any authority to assume or create any obligation or liability, either express or implied, on behalf of the other.

 

10.       This Agreement shall be binding upon and ensure to the benefit of the parties hereto and their respective heirs, successors and assigns.

 

11.       This Agreement shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States of America and the laws of the State(s) of New Jersey and California applicable therein.

 

12.       This Agreement embodies the entire agreement of the parties hereto and no change or modification shall be valid unless it is in writing and signed by both parties

 

 

In witness whereof the parties agree to be bound by the terms of this Agreement.

 

 

For Rich                                                                                                 For Undersigned

 

 

 

_______________________________                                        _______________________________

                                                                                                               

 

 

_______________________________                                        _______________________________

Witness                                                                                                 Witness

 

 

 

Acknowledgement:

I, the Principal Investigator, having read this Agreement, hereby agree to act in accordance with all the terms and conditions herein and further to agree to ensure that the Undersigned is informed of their obligations under such terms and conditions.

 

 

 

_______________________________

Principal Investigator