Geoff
(friend, former quadmate, and Test Subject)
Upon getting to Drew, I decided to do an independant study on the number of Skeleton Space Pirates currently hiding in America. Enter Geoff: The first of my test subjects. Although he denies knowledge of Skeleton Space Pirates, he has dropped some strong hints that he may, in fact, be one such Skeleton. The only thing I have to go on right now is that I know Geoff has a skeleton hiding somewhere, possibly in his body. My goal is to provoke Geoff through constant annoyance, into revealing his true Undead Space Pirate nature. It has not worked yet, but it has gotten me a few laughes.
UPDATE!
My experiments did not go unnoticed. Geoff has constructed an elaborate coverstory
(semester in Berlin) to explain his absence this half of the year. He can't
fool me. I know that "Berlin" is reall Space-pirate for "Secret
Space Pirate Base of Evil". I'm on to you, Worrell.
UPDATE! AGAIN!
Geoff returned from Berlin with no discernable alterations. I suspect he went
for skeleton-hiding conditioning because of my v. secret inquisition. Will
now begin phase 2.
UPDATE! SOME MORE!
Proving his undead evil, Geoff has taken a job with the New Jersey department of Taxation without Representation. I did not think he capable of this much evil. Oh, yes... and
<A real picture of Geoff