Jess
(friend, goth, and fake-jess)
(Fun Fact: It is impossible for Jess to be 100% feminine)
Jess and I couldn't be more different. She's straightedge, conservative and prudish whereas I'm...well, me. I don't know how her and I became friends, or what keeps us as friends, but I don't really consider an evening with her complete until I make a comment that goes way over her head, makes her blush, or ends in her tackling Alex. She's a cool girl, a freshman here at Drew, and lives with a real Jess.
Here's Friend Jess' take on me