Lauren
(friend, TA, and aspiring CSI)
(Lauren, as Mrs. White opposite of Wadsworth {not pictured})
Lauren laughes the laugh of the insane, which makes her cool in my book. Of course, the fact that it takes 5 hours of studying for Viral-immuno-photophosphorescent-7 grain biology to produce this laugh makes her a bit more of a dork which is what really makes her one of my friends. She's also a rare bastion of North Jersey Italian, which also shores her up as a close friend. Sadly, Lauren and I are in the midst of a horrific feud which stakes both of our family's honors on the line. She's a bio TA, I'm an Anth TA. I am the better of the TA's, of course, but she can't recognize that. The competition remains friendly (for now) but we have been known to argue over who's the best T, and who has the better A. She also blames me for ruining her life by converting her to anthropology. It was all a clever ploy...