Alex
(former roomate, friend, and aspiring mad scienetist)
(It looks like a simple black coat and a black tie to the untrained eye. But
we all know he coordinated his underwear to match)
In reality, Alex is somewhat of a nature boy. Whenever I get out of the shower and shriek about a bug in the room, it's usually Alex who comes in, slaps me in the face, and carries the bug outside to safety. He could survive for days in the woods with nothing but a button and some felt. Alex is the friend who rescued me from my insane first roommate who tried to kill Brown (the dorm) with a belt. I moved in with Alex the next semester, and we got along quite well. We have a lot of common interests, almost too many. He graduated with a degree in physics with about 23 minors, so nothing gets past him... except the concept of opening a door. As of now, he's living in West Nowheresville, PA and attending UDEL for a graduate degree in (as near as I can tell) environmental terrorism