Kathy
(friend, non-goth, and destroyer of world)
Despite the fact that she is not a Goth, Kathy is the authority on all things Gothy. She officially dubbed me a goth, but later revoked my pasty status when I told her I don't listen to Bauhaus. She's from Philadelphia, but has recently seen the light and move to Manhattan for college (NYU). We've gotten drunk over IM together, which is really f'ing sad now that I think about it. She has this hang up for Depeche Mode, expensive clothing, and declaring herself the hottest girl in the world. Most of the time I agree with her. Goth's have been hurt by the bleak, uncaring world so much they have developed a higher pain tolerance. In a fight, Kathy would probably beat me into submission then use me for a bondage model in one of her creepy magazines