Marcus
(friend, quadmate, and enigma)
Marcus may or may not be a ninja. I'm not really sure, and every time I walked in to ask him I either got hypnotized into leaving or got a shuriken upside my head. All I know is that Marcus is up to something, and it won't end well for Alex, Geoff, or myself. He's into Anime and Kundo, which almost guarantees his ninja-ness. But, being the Enigma that he is, he also drinks Pepsi which is the choice of the Next Generation, not ninjas. All ninja-ness aside, Marcus is a really cool guy who always helps me in my (still) ongoing Test on Geoff. One word about Marcus: Don't ever make the mistake of thinking that just because he's quiet he's harmless. I've seen him deliver Karate Death to Alex repeatidly. Once the beating ended, Marcus gave us all fortune cookies and went back to his room to tend to his Zen Rock Garden.
A
rare glimpse of Marcus, striking from the darkness, to visit Karate Death
upon Geoff and Alex (not pictured: Me, on the floor, begging for mercy)