Melissa
(sister, friend, accomplice)
(this is my sister and her boyfriend, comedian Steven Lynch...
I know it's off center, I took it after a few too many black russians)
I figured I should put my sister first considering she's known me for the
22 years I've been alive. We've been through a lot together. From being called
"The Krauts" at family dinners to having Puerto Rican pilots throwing
knives at us while on a lay over in San Juan. She's a lot of fun, and has
a pet dingo named Simon (who ate my network card and 4 remote controls over
the summer). Steven Lynch isn't really her boyfriend, her fiance's name is
Frankie and although he could pound Steven Lynch into paste, he wouldn't because
he's a really nice guy. My sister teaches autistic children in Cranford, and
I respect her for it. Sadly, I think it's taking a toll on her mind. If you
don't believe me, just show her a picture of a Penguin.
My sister is into the same music I am (Read:
U2) but she also like almost anything and everything (she has a Wu Tang Clan
CD right next to Mozart's Requim). My sister helps me keep my sanity, and
we both have enough dirt on each other to blackmail ourselves into prison,
so she's going to be #1 on this page for awhile