(That's me, asleep, right behind that guy with the long hair)
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Me!
(author, anthropologist, and habitual blasphamer)
(That's me, asleep, right behind that guy with the long hair)
More pics of me
If you an attention span like me: Or, the longer version: On
paper, I'm Roman Catholic but I'm not sure what that really means. I'm very
open-minded about religion, and so long as it has a peaceful message. I'm even
supportive of most of them, too. I was thinking about converting but I'm realizing
I actually like the Catholic Church... to the extent that I go when I've nothing
better to do. Fun fact about me: I used to be an altar boy at my church. I got
fired because I missed one too many masses. So much for turning the other cheek,
eh?
Name: If you can't figure it out, I'll let you live with whatever illusions
you have. Who am I to shatter them?
Email: Mdiener@drew.edu
AIM: ZooStationBreak (it's a U2 thing)
Birthday: August 12th, 22 years ago
Here's the part where I tell you
all about me. I'm a recent graduate of Drew University, originially from Fanwood,
New Jersey. I'm pulled down an Anthropology major and an Archaeology minor... and I drive
a big grey Buick formerly named K'dipshit (thank you, Nick). I'm 22, I have
my left eyebrow pierced, and a Tattoo on the center
of my chest. I'm a complete and total U2 fan
to the point of being autistic (Bono...Bono...Bono...) but I like to think that
I have an open mind for music. Poe is also
really good, and she's really cute to boot. I'll listen to anything that doesn't
tell me to shoot police or bemoans the loss of a tractor.
My birthday is in August, which makes me a Leo.
I'm told that makes me a natural leader. My parents want me to be a lawyer,
my friends want me to be a social worker, and Ms. Cleo wants me to call her
now for a free phsychic reading. Basically, I don't really know what I want to do with
my life yet. I'm pretty sure I want to go to into Physical Anthropology, or maybe Archaeology. I know I'll be going to grad school next year. So, basically, if you want someone who knows their purpose in life, you're not
in the right place. If you want someone who pledges to slack off until the absolute
last second and who will probably use Cliff Notes on his Doctoral Thesis, I'm
your man.
Yes, I like to read. At least I did until
Nintendo and MTV destoryed my attention span. My favorite authors are Kurt Vonnegut,
Mark Z. Danielewski, and Salman Rushdie. If you had to ask my favorite book,
I'd say House of Leaves by MZD. He's
Poe's sister, too, so I think with all the money I've spent on them that I'm
actually considered a patron of their family at this point. I also like to dabble
in art. To see my "talent" go here
I haven't had that interesting of a life,
truth be told. My parents divorced when I was 8, and both later remarried. I
live with my mom, my step-dad, and my sister. My father and step-mother live
in Houston, TX and I don't see them too often. I have 2 step brothers Brian
(in the USMC currently in Korea) and Billy (somewhere in the southwest). I have
3 step sisters as well: Lauren (in Houston), Laryssa (currently in Florida as
a chef), and Monica (A businesswoman who llives in Boston). The last character
in this confusing history is my half sister Carly, who lives in Houston as well.
So now: feel free to wander around the site, get bored with my LJ, and go to
Seanbaby. I just hope this doesn't interfere with your scheduled visit to the snack machine